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Hi, I'm Mariano Guerra, below is my blog, if you want to learn more about me and what I do check a summary here: marianoguerra.github.io or find me on twitter @warianoguerra or mastodon @marianoguerra@vis.social

Humor unico

Your momma's so fat, I had to integrate her by parts.

srjames: my girlfriend called asked me to come over, i told her i was setting up freebsd
srjames: she thought i was doing drugs

Your mom is so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 0 bottles of beer on the wall.
0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take 1 down, pass it around, 4294967295 bottles of beer on the wall.

I haven't even bothered downloading Second Life
I figure I should get a first one before starting a second

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