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Hi, I'm Mariano Guerra, below is my blog, if you want to learn more about me and what I do check a summary here: marianoguerra.github.io or find me on twitter @warianoguerra or Mastodon @marianoguerra@hachyderm.io

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[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: e vos y los 400 monos

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: cómo que no hay dios?

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : no hay

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: ¬¬

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: sudo hay Dios

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: sudo make ./dios

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : error: dios.c(1): #include dios.h not found

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : (dios esta escrito en C obvio)

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: librería barata la tuya

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: dios estaba en

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : eso es lo que te pensas

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : intenta un printf( "%d", dios);

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : el %d es de dios no de digito como muchos piensan

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: jajaja

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : pero falla

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: porque no declaraste dios antes

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: dios = 2 + 2

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : es un artilugio del opus dei, total pensaron que nadie iba a leer el codigo de stdio.h

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: printf("/&d", dios);

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: cmd

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: cd c:

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : error de nuevo

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: cd pacificc

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: C: \pacificc\>

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: cd libraries

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: type stdio.h

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : dios no compila en DOS

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : no es de 16 bits

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: jajaajaj

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : modo protegido a full

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : sabes lo que podria hacer dios con 640KB?

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: todo

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : ta optimizadaso a full

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: por eso bill gates dijo que nunca íbamos a necesitar más 640KB de RAM

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: pero se equivocó

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: somos humanos

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : http://www.google.com.ar/search?q=the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: el cluster central de g00gl3 tiene a deep thought

[lukas_utc] drinking 97 tequilas just to feel: por eso la calculadora te responde

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : jaja busca dios en google images

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : en google.com.ar

MarianoGuerra http://www.400monkeys.com/God/ : mira la primera imagen

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